Of course, if Naomi actually bothered to apply this same philosophy to the countless people her abominable boil on the ass of TV, Today Tonight, has rubbished, instead of using it only when trying to wipe her own tarnished image clean, she... well... wouldn't be Naomi Robson.

 

But today, it was announced that poor little maligned Naomi has had enough. And who can blame the wicked witch of the gutter press for hanging up her broomstick? This year's scandals include being deported (but the barbaric foreigners were going to eat little Wah-Wah!), caught on camera sharing her truer "charm" with the nation ("And if you believe that," she joked after one story, not realising the cameras were still rolling, "You're as dumb as I think you all are"), and more recently ridiculed for her tasteful Irwin tribute atire (someone just happened to plop the iguana on her, okay?!). And just as we were asking, "How much coke do you think Naomi does?" her boyfriend gets arrested for dealing the stuff. Nooooice. I'd show some sympathy, but this is the show, let us not forget, that makes money of exploiting everyday Australians, creating absurd media myths, and quite often capitalising on racism and social ignorance. But please don't say "lies" about Naomi (even though most of the criticisms have come, after all, from moments caught on tape), it hurts her. Aaaawww. And so, with this in mind, let's bid farewell to Naomi Robson in a special collection of her more "real" behind-the-scene memories. Lest we forget...