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WHEN MY ARNIE SMILES AT ME, I GO TO RIO... Print E-mail
Written by Aaron Darc   
Thursday, 05 October 2006
 
"How many times do you get away with this... to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ... The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn't do it to a woman, she's a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group."
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger (discussing his role, just 4 years ago, in Terminator 3)
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger - governor of California, in that strange country where Austrian body-builders with Nazi families get to conquer Hollywood with violent action films, and are then elected to government in a landslide victory - is in more hot water. 
 
Unfortunately, tapes were leaked of Arnie having a speech-writing meeting, last March. Arnold was discussing the potential ethnicity of one of his co-workers, and came to the conclusion that she must be either Cuban or Puerto Rican. How did he decide this? By carefully analysing her "temperament". Let Arnie explain;
 
"They are all very hot. They have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it."
 
The tape also features Arnold's views on the assimilation of immigrants, but sadly, the public will never get to hear all of them, as the Schwarzenegger office today refused to accept the Democrat's request to release the tape in full. But Arnold did assure us last year that he has nothing against immigrants;
 
"I don't understand how they can call me anti-Latino, when I've made four movies in Mexico."
 
But Brazillians, at least, are okay by Arnie - as the following video clearly shows. He may find Cubans and Peurto Ricans to be negatively tempered, but the only thing he finds hot about Brazillians is their asses - and boy, do those asses make this man happy!
 
The video was a promotional segment filmed in the early 80's, as a report on Brazil's infamous Carnivale, and for our amusment and insight (because there's that moment following this where from one angle, it just isn't amusing - Americans did vote this man into politics, after all) it has now resurfaced on the internet. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did.  
 
(the video is quite long, so if you have slow net, you may need to pause the video after pressing "play" - which will start loading it - and leave it for 30 seconds before starting it again)
 
 

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